Questions

A page of questions I'm asking or thinking about

  • If a lawyer dresses formally to work, is he in a lawsuit?
  • If a one-eyed man closes his eye, is it a blink or a wink?
  • If a fish loses his eye, does it become a fsh?
  • If I plug a blunt in a wall socket, does it make it high voltage?
  • If a blind man reads a sign in Braille that says "Don't touch", did he just break the rule?
  • Is ketchup a smoothie or a juice?
  • If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and sunflower oil is made from sunflowers, what is baby oil made of?
  • If a person is born deaf, what language does he think in?
  • If Neil Armstrong went to outer space before Michael Jackson, does that make him the first man to moon walk?
  • If there is a movie called Star Wars, why are there no scenes of stars actually fighting?